Bill Maher: New Rule: If a Woman Rejects Your First Dozen Advances, Don’t Send Her a Picture of Your Penis (via sluthaditcoming)
I saw this last night because my parents have HBO (yessss) and I was literally sitting by myself applauding at this new rule as the boyfriend looked at me quizzically and listened to an audio book.
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